Podem não concordar, mas finalmente encontrei essa antiga postagem (em inglês) dos motivos porque chocolate é melhor do que sexo. E aí vcs vão entender como é que a Myrinha aguenta, ou tem aguentado, durante semanas, meses, até anos sem o segundo, mas sem o primeiro, nunquinha!!!
1. You can get chocolate in front of little children and give it to them, too.
2."If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate
3.Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft
4.You can safely have chocolate while you're driving
5.You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to
6.You can have chocolate even in front of your mother
7.If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind
8.Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names
9.The word "commitment"doesn't scare off chocolate
10.You can have chocolate on topo of your desk/workbench during working hours without upsetting your work mattes
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped
12.You don´t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate
13.With chocolate there's no need to fake it
14.Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant
15.You can have chocolate any time of the month
16.Good chocolate is easy to find
17.You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle
18.You are never too young or too old for chocolate
19.When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake
20. With chocolate, size doesn´t matter, it's always good.
